The Secularists Playbook

A letter to Sir Paul Nurse, The Royal Society

Update on The Secularists Playbook: Part 1, Time

Sir Paul Nurse, The Royal Society

6-9 Carlton House Terrace
London SW1Y 5AG

7th of January, 2013

Re: Recalibrating the Gregorian calendar

Dear Sir Paul, members of the Royal Society,

261 years ago members of your esteemed academy made a frightful error which I’m hoping you might now assist in setting right. At the stroke of midnight on Wednesday the 2nd of September, 1752, the Governing Council of the academy adopted the Gregorian calendar for the British Empire, and through that, the world at large. It was and remains a measure of time unquestionably superior to the Julian calendar, albeit with one catastrophic flaw. By using the Christian waypoints A.D and B.C the Gregorian calendar is not only immeasurably offensive to five out of seven people on the planet, but it also retards the very manner in which we, as a species, view ourselves.

Granted, efforts to replace these Christian references with B.C.E (Before Current Era), and C.E (Current Era) are moves in the right direction I see them as little more than simple window dressing; an inadequate band aid that does nothing to rectify the root of the problem. The Current Era did not begin 2,013 years ago. Any student of history knows nothing in fact took place in or around this period to mark even some minor shift in human civilisation, let alone a paradigmatic event worthy of partitioning epochs. 1 B.C/1 A.D are meaningless dates to the vast majority of humans and should be discarded without debate. Even the concept of Current Era should be thrown out or a newly recalibrated calendar would technically begin with John Locke and Sir Isaac Newton. Now I could live with that, the Enlightenment deserves no less, but I believe we can do much better, and in light of your academy’s established history in this matter it duly falls to you, Sir Paul, to lead the charge to reset our principle measure of human time. That is to say, to better represent human history we must recalibrate our calendar to begin at the very onset of science, not Christian imagination.

Toward these ends might I be as bold to perhaps suggest the age of the Thaïs bone as this new starting date. As I’m sure you’re well aware this inscribed early Azilian period rib bone is credited by UNESCO as “the most complex and elaborate time-factored sequence currently known within the corpus of Palaeolithic mobile art.” The Thaïs bone is evidence someone fifteen millennia ago was looking up and with some level of proto-scientific detail recording exactly what they were seeing. Someone, an ancestor of yours and mine, was over a 3½ year period systematically wrestling some order from the celestial chaos passing overhead, and by doing so they were practicing the first science in history. It is a date I think we should rightly honour, and although just a suggestion it would mean today is in fact the 7th of January, 15013.

It would be a wonderful thing, a marvellous legacy, and should you lead this effort to re-set the international calendar I believe an outstanding promotional platform for the academy. With minimal effort or indeed expense it would open a debate unlike any since Darwin or Eddington called Carlton House their second home.  Finding that moment, that date from which our new calendar would – indeed should – begin would call upon experts from such diverse fields as palaeontology, archaeology, astronomy, sociology, mathematics, and even philosophy. The media attention would be impressive, the meditations lively, the arguments for and against categorically healthy, and through participatory competitions a simply brilliant way to engage schools and capture children’s imaginations across the planet. It’s not every day, after all, you get a chance to recast time and the way we view human history itself.

Please accept this letter as the first in what I hope will be many as we move forward.

Yours sincerely

John Zande

43 thoughts on “A letter to Sir Paul Nurse, The Royal Society

  1. I’ve just submitted this to Reddit. []. If we can get this upvoted, and get thousands of letters flooding in, it might be just the thing to move onto step two. Lets see what the Reddit community does. Once I finish my editing process of my book, might I post this letter in its entirety on my blog? This is one of the best posts and ideas I’ve ever read on the interwebz!


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  4. Hey John, great idea! I see some chance for the BCE and CE stuff. You can see it already in many books and places and I think it is possible to actually do away with BC and AD. Resetting the starting point of the calender is not very realistic (I am a computer programmer, if I think of the expenses in changing software etc., I think this will never be done), but it is important to realize how arbitrary and culture-centric the starting point of our calender actually is.


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