Update on The Secularists Playbook: Part 1, Time
Sir Paul Nurse, The Royal Society
6-9 Carlton House Terrace
London SW1Y 5AG
7th of January, 2013
Re: Recalibrating the Gregorian calendar
Dear Sir Paul, members of the Royal Society,
261 years ago members of your esteemed academy made a frightful error which I’m hoping you might now assist in setting right. At the stroke of midnight on Wednesday the 2nd of September, 1752, the Governing Council of the academy adopted the Gregorian calendar for the British Empire, and through that, the world at large. It was and remains a measure of time unquestionably superior to the Julian calendar, albeit with one catastrophic flaw. By using the Christian waypoints A.D and B.C the Gregorian calendar is not only immeasurably offensive to five out of seven people on the planet, but it also retards the very manner in which we, as a species, view ourselves.
Granted, efforts to replace these Christian references with B.C.E (Before Current Era), and C.E (Current Era) are moves in the right direction I see them as little more than simple window dressing; an inadequate band aid that does nothing to rectify the root of the problem. The Current Era did not begin 2,013 years ago. Any student of history knows nothing in fact took place in or around this period to mark even some minor shift in human civilisation, let alone a paradigmatic event worthy of partitioning epochs. 1 B.C/1 A.D are meaningless dates to the vast majority of humans and should be discarded without debate. Even the concept of Current Era should be thrown out or a newly recalibrated calendar would technically begin with John Locke and Sir Isaac Newton. Now I could live with that, the Enlightenment deserves no less, but I believe we can do much better, and in light of your academy’s established history in this matter it duly falls to you, Sir Paul, to lead the charge to reset our principle measure of human time. That is to say, to better represent human history we must recalibrate our calendar to begin at the very onset of science, not Christian imagination.
Toward these ends might I be as bold to perhaps suggest the age of the Thaïs bone as this new starting date. As I’m sure you’re well aware this inscribed early Azilian period rib bone is credited by UNESCO as “the most complex and elaborate time-factored sequence currently known within the corpus of Palaeolithic mobile art.” The Thaïs bone is evidence someone fifteen millennia ago was looking up and with some level of proto-scientific detail recording exactly what they were seeing. Someone, an ancestor of yours and mine, was over a 3½ year period systematically wrestling some order from the celestial chaos passing overhead, and by doing so they were practicing the first science in history. It is a date I think we should rightly honour, and although just a suggestion it would mean today is in fact the 7th of January, 15013.
It would be a wonderful thing, a marvellous legacy, and should you lead this effort to re-set the international calendar I believe an outstanding promotional platform for the academy. With minimal effort or indeed expense it would open a debate unlike any since Darwin or Eddington called Carlton House their second home. Finding that moment, that date from which our new calendar would – indeed should – begin would call upon experts from such diverse fields as palaeontology, archaeology, astronomy, sociology, mathematics, and even philosophy. The media attention would be impressive, the meditations lively, the arguments for and against categorically healthy, and through participatory competitions a simply brilliant way to engage schools and capture children’s imaginations across the planet. It’s not every day, after all, you get a chance to recast time and the way we view human history itself.
Please accept this letter as the first in what I hope will be many as we move forward.
Yours sincerely
John Zande
Awesome! Don’t keep the answer for yourself and if there is a petition to sign, consider me in dude
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Yeah, i have the site for the online petition people but i haven’t gotten around to it yet. It will, however, be interesting to see if Sir Paul replies. I also contacted UNESCO…. We will see
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Mike, here’s the link to the new petition page. https://secure.avaaz.org/en/petition/Reset_the_Gregorian_calendar/
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And how do I update myself everyday? is there a site in can look up to?
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Arjun, poets don’t require updates. A poet is his own update 🙂
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I meant, this date structure which according to you and I agree is correct, where should I find a calender to follow, update myself everyday?
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Ah, well that movement has just started. i only sent the letters off on Monday. I wouldn’t hold your breath, friend. Just a little self-righteous mischievousness 🙂
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Why don’t we follow this date, right away. A small bunch of us to begin with. A few blogger-friends, I see have shown assertion in your initiative.
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I suppose we could. From little things big things grow…
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this is the time i say am waiting with bated breath to his and UNESCO’s response
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Patience, Padawan… these things take time.
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allow me to rewrite the response then brother
this is the time to patiently wait for whatever response they will find time to send
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John, when are you going to stop surprising me with amazing ideas!? Please keep us informed on the response and if I can help in anyway, please let me know.
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Will do, RL, will surely do!
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Mr. Culpeper, my good man… sorry to do this to you, but i’ve killed the old petition and resurrected it. Could i bother you to be so kind to sign the new one and pass it around. It’s the same, just better worded. Cheers. here’s the new link. https://secure.avaaz.org/en/petition/Reset_the_Gregorian_calendar/
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John, it’s no problem at all my friend! I just signed and shared the new one. I’ll reblog this post as well. That is, if WordPress will let me reblog it (I’ve been having issues with that).
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You’re a gentleman and a scholar!
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A genuine campaigner you are John Zande. May the force be with you.
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Far from it, Richard, but hopefully little nudges in the right direction.
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I’ve just submitted this to Reddit. [http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/16jsmw/lets_flood_the_royal_society_and_unesco_with/]. If we can get this upvoted, and get thousands of letters flooding in, it might be just the thing to move onto step two. Lets see what the Reddit community does. Once I finish my editing process of my book, might I post this letter in its entirety on my blog? This is one of the best posts and ideas I’ve ever read on the interwebz!
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Of course! Play with this as you feel fit. I’ve been meaning to get an online petition thing started, which i might do right now.
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I’ll sign it and share it 🙂
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I think i did it??? Pretty weird site, but try this out. Let me know if looks ok, works ok, ok?
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/petition/Recalibrating_the_Gregorian_calendar/
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Signed and shared 🙂 Though I think a better case can be made to motivate people. Like an opening paragraph, then the letter. If you’ve seen any of the emails that Avaaz send out, that would help. (Have you seen any? I could see you a few, as well as help with drafting it.)
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Please by all means.I haven’t seen any. The problem is you’re given just two sections to fill in and they’re limited to 1000 characters. my email is johnzande@gmail.com
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Just responded. What we really need is a Sam Harris or Richard Dawkins to see this and push it to their twitter or blog. That would most certainly get it rolling!
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Hell yeah! We shall roll the ball and see where and how far it goes. Just wrote you an email. Let me know if you’re keen, ok…
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I might also like Allallt for some contributions. I love the way he rights, and he writes in a way much simpler than I, and simple is what we need. (I needlessly overcomplicate things.) So I’ll write a draft, run it by the both of you (after getting his permission of course), and we’ll see where we go from there.
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Sounds good. Get it cleaned up, smooth out the rough edges, then start promoting it a little more aggressively when we’re happy.
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Signed and shared!
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Thanks R.L! Let’s now see where this roller coaster might go…
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Any reply? How is the petition working out?
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No reply, and quite slow on the petition. 37 last time i checked. Even for something quite far fetched i was surprised at the lack of interest within secular groups. Oh well, I’ll keep it up, perhaps push it again in a few weeks… no harm in trying.
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That is strange. I noticed that people weren’t interested on my Facebook either. Although, most of the people on my Facebook entirely ignore what I write, so that didn’t surprise me. Still, I usually have a few people chime in, and nothing happened for this. Like you said though, there is no harm in trying.
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Hey John, great idea! I see some chance for the BCE and CE stuff. You can see it already in many books and places and I think it is possible to actually do away with BC and AD. Resetting the starting point of the calender is not very realistic (I am a computer programmer, if I think of the expenses in changing software etc., I think this will never be done), but it is important to realize how arbitrary and culture-centric the starting point of our calender actually is.
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Agreed Nannus. A few people have raised the programming issues, but even starting a debate would be a minor victory of sorts. I’d truly like to get a bulk of signatures then “pass this on to” Fox News… Just to see the fireworks. It’d make their “War on Christmas” look like a tea party to a WAR ON TIME! 🙂
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I have sent the links to the Giordano Bruno Stiftung, (http://www.giordano-bruno-stiftung.de/) asking them to publish it in their next email newsletter.
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Sweet, Sir! The GBS site looks great. The Thais bone is Germanic so I’m all for the Germans getting behind this! Thanks.
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Well, thanks for the undeserved honor, but I am sure it is not Germanic. The Germanic groups are Indo-European and entered the area only later after agriculture was invented. This is from an earlier group of ice-age hunter-gatherers.
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Yeah, i sort of knew that, but the location of the find is on the northern franco-german border. As they say, location, location, location! 🙂
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LOL
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