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Yahwehism in twenty words

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62 thoughts on “Yahwehism in twenty words

  1. He was busy attending to the other galaxies, and since he exists out of space and time, he didn’t notice such a long period had passed.
    You may then add he also so ver 1.0 was bad sent ver 2.0 Islam then Joseph Smith did him in with his own version.
    I just like this story ๐Ÿ˜€

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  2. Hey, he had a long “to do” list. Had to make all of those other galaxies, globular clusters, black holes, my gosh he worked up quite a sweat. And those damned quarks, had to make each and every one of them. Don’t know where that fool who wrote Genesis got a “day” here and a “day” there. And by the time he got back to Earth, the crown jewel of his creation, man had gotten up to fucking goats but not much farther. So, what’s a creator god supposed to do. So, he dressed up as his own son and pretended to be sacrificed to absolve all those sins that had been accumulated, so a “do-over” could begin.

    Sounds sensible to me. But I prefer the story of the Egyption gods who masturbated to bring all of the animals into being. At least there is some understanding of biology involved.

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  3. He was in the Pub…sheesh you lot, don’t you know ANYTHING!

    Your ‘mate’ HumbleSmith has just posted a response.What a twat he is!
    He will close you down, btw, very quickly if he thinks his argument is threatened. I, naturally am banned from commenting.

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    • I saw that… What sort of tosser would call himself “humble”? I believe that has to be conferred by others. And he has a set of ATOMIC blinkers. Doesn’t even know Exodus has been debunked. Facepalm.

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  4. Wow, it took the big g that long to come up with a brand to market himself? Or, did it take that long to find a target audience?

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    • Oh, I’m going with the target audience… brilliant! Illiterate goat herders in a desert so far removed from any and all cultural, scientific and political hotbeds of the day = PERFECT TARGET for some goldly tomfoolery!

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      • I would imagine the premise being that Moses was brought up in Pharaoh’s courts and thus, able to read.
        One has to suppose that Moses was pretty handy with a stone chisel, even as an old geezer, and able to chisel out those commandments atop a freezing bloody mountain and all the while Yahweh just sat there drinking tea, I suppose?

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