He was busy attending to the other galaxies, and since he exists out of space and time, he didn’t notice such a long period had passed.
You may then add he also so ver 1.0 was bad sent ver 2.0 Islam then Joseph Smith did him in with his own version.
I just like this story đŸ˜€
Hey, he had a long “to do” list. Had to make all of those other galaxies, globular clusters, black holes, my gosh he worked up quite a sweat. And those damned quarks, had to make each and every one of them. Don’t know where that fool who wrote Genesis got a “day” here and a “day” there. And by the time he got back to Earth, the crown jewel of his creation, man had gotten up to fucking goats but not much farther. So, what’s a creator god supposed to do. So, he dressed up as his own son and pretended to be sacrificed to absolve all those sins that had been accumulated, so a “do-over” could begin.
Sounds sensible to me. But I prefer the story of the Egyption gods who masturbated to bring all of the animals into being. At least there is some understanding of biology involved.
He was in the Pub…sheesh you lot, don’t you know ANYTHING!
Your ‘mate’ HumbleSmith has just posted a response.What a twat he is!
He will close you down, btw, very quickly if he thinks his argument is threatened. I, naturally am banned from commenting.
I saw that… What sort of tosser would call himself “humble”? I believe that has to be conferred by others. And he has a set of ATOMIC blinkers. Doesn’t even know Exodus has been debunked. Facepalm.
Oh, I’m going with the target audience… brilliant! Illiterate goat herders in a desert so far removed from any and all cultural, scientific and political hotbeds of the day = PERFECT TARGET for some goldly tomfoolery!
People in dire need of some gossip for entertainment. Was that in one of your posts? I can’t keep up with what, when, where, who, why … How could a goat racer in the desert, hearder, camel racer.
Don’t remember ever using the word gossip, but then again i’m shedding grey cells at such a rate of knots these days that for all i know i could have written down the meaning of life yesterday and completely forgotten it today.
I would imagine the premise being that Moses was brought up in Pharaoh’s courts and thus, able to read.
One has to suppose that Moses was pretty handy with a stone chisel, even as an old geezer, and able to chisel out those commandments atop a freezing bloody mountain and all the while Yahweh just sat there drinking tea, I suppose?
I noticed your comment on Humble Arsewipe’s blog.re: Child Sacrifice.
Hmmm, not sure on this one , John. Have a squizz at this article . See what you think?
Mmm, looks like everyone was doing it. Savages, the lot of them. Either way, i really couldn’t be bothered with those assclowns. People debating the nitty gritty of scripture drives me nuts. đŸ™‚
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He was busy attending to the other galaxies, and since he exists out of space and time, he didn’t notice such a long period had passed.
You may then add he also so ver 1.0 was bad sent ver 2.0 Islam then Joseph Smith did him in with his own version.
I just like this story đŸ˜€
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Traffic through the early cosmos was atrocious, i hear, until the I-90 Ring-road was finished.
I thought Islam was 3.0?
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Love it! That could be my favourite yet. And the last line is a perfect touch.
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‘Logic’ needs a disclaimer in Yahwehism đŸ˜‰
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I just love your criticism John. You made my day.
Greetings from Paris
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Paris!?? Don’t you have a Conclave in Rome to attend?
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Yeah that is why I ran out of Rome đŸ™‚
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Ran away, or was run-out of Rome? đŸ˜‰
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Ran away as I didn’t want to be elected as the new pope!
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Hahahaa! A Cardinals life is so much easier!
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No wonder goat herders are generally well-behaved đŸ˜‰
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Huh! Try telling that to the goats!
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It did take a while for the earth to be purified with sin for his arrival.
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“purified with sin”… Why is that line missing from scripture???
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It’s not in there? It should be. Too bad we have been debasing it with purity since his arrival.
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Hey, he had a long “to do” list. Had to make all of those other galaxies, globular clusters, black holes, my gosh he worked up quite a sweat. And those damned quarks, had to make each and every one of them. Don’t know where that fool who wrote Genesis got a “day” here and a “day” there. And by the time he got back to Earth, the crown jewel of his creation, man had gotten up to fucking goats but not much farther. So, what’s a creator god supposed to do. So, he dressed up as his own son and pretended to be sacrificed to absolve all those sins that had been accumulated, so a “do-over” could begin.
Sounds sensible to me. But I prefer the story of the Egyption gods who masturbated to bring all of the animals into being. At least there is some understanding of biology involved.
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Well, that certainly casts the whole “Rivers of milk” in a new light đŸ˜‰
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but he is still active helping christians find their perfact match on christianmingle.com. So that is cool.
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It’s the important things, Jack… those finer details that make a difference đŸ™‚
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*perfect* not perfact. Not properly caffeinated yet.
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Don’t worry… i had 14.7 billion years. Eh, what’s a billion years between friends!
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Um, if they were illiterate, how did they read the ten commandments on the stone tablets? DUH! đŸ˜‰
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Perhaps they didn’t, just made stuff up, and that’s precisely why Yahwehism went south so quickly! đŸ˜‰
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Whoa….*mind blown* đŸ˜€
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Stay calm Batman, Riddlers headfuck potion will take a few minutes to wear off.
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Ha! You are the Riddler, for sure. Unless you wanna be CatWoman?
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That’s a tough one… green suit and top hat or shiny black latex and a tail? I do like hats, but having a tail would be so very cool…. Mmmmm
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Just let me know đŸ˜‰
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Oh, you’ll be the first to hear…
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đŸ™‚
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đŸ™‚ right back at ya!
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I am god the lord thy god
Don’t tell me what to do
I am god the lord they god
It’s my job to be telling you
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That’s telling him, lady! đŸ™‚
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Meme, you’re doing it again đŸ™‚
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Perfect John. And hilarious.
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Cheers, Emmy!
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He was in the Pub…sheesh you lot, don’t you know ANYTHING!
Your ‘mate’ HumbleSmith has just posted a response.What a twat he is!
He will close you down, btw, very quickly if he thinks his argument is threatened. I, naturally am banned from commenting.
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I saw that… What sort of tosser would call himself “humble”? I believe that has to be conferred by others. And he has a set of ATOMIC blinkers. Doesn’t even know Exodus has been debunked. Facepalm.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_Unearthed
http://individual.utoronto.ca/mfkolarcik/jesuit/herzog.html
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Wow, it took the big g that long to come up with a brand to market himself? Or, did it take that long to find a target audience?
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Oh, I’m going with the target audience… brilliant! Illiterate goat herders in a desert so far removed from any and all cultural, scientific and political hotbeds of the day = PERFECT TARGET for some goldly tomfoolery!
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People in dire need of some gossip for entertainment. Was that in one of your posts? I can’t keep up with what, when, where, who, why … How could a goat racer in the desert, hearder, camel racer.
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Don’t remember ever using the word gossip, but then again i’m shedding grey cells at such a rate of knots these days that for all i know i could have written down the meaning of life yesterday and completely forgotten it today.
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Maybe it’s all about rebranding? We had Great Spirit…>Zews…..>God….>moving on to Gaia?
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A bit more Gaia and a lot less magical sky fairy would be nice! đŸ™‚
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He had to wait for the right illiterate goat herders. They’re hard to find, you know?
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And what did this Middle Eastern god do when he found said illiterate goat herders? Gave them a written document, of course! Oh, the stupid, it burns!
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Hey…that pretty much sums it up, except ya left out the part about how they all tried to kill each other over what He meant by it all.
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Yeah, giving a “written” document to illiterate sandmen was a tad in error, me thinks…
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I would imagine the premise being that Moses was brought up in Pharaoh’s courts and thus, able to read.
One has to suppose that Moses was pretty handy with a stone chisel, even as an old geezer, and able to chisel out those commandments atop a freezing bloody mountain and all the while Yahweh just sat there drinking tea, I suppose?
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The imagery is hilarious, but we all know Moses didn’t even exist.
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I noticed your comment on Humble Arsewipe’s blog.re: Child Sacrifice.
Hmmm, not sure on this one , John. Have a squizz at this article . See what you think?
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/faithpromotingrumor/2010/01/child-sacrifice-a-traditional-religious-practice-in-ancient-israel/
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Mmm, looks like everyone was doing it. Savages, the lot of them. Either way, i really couldn’t be bothered with those assclowns. People debating the nitty gritty of scripture drives me nuts. đŸ™‚
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I don’t mean Nate or the other ‘good guys’ rather the christocons, you know.
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You crack me up. It’s so friggin’ refreshing… Do your thang đŸ˜‰
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Thanks, Tiny. Love your new nipple lick post, too!
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Loved the poster and all the comments that follow. stevenprius seems to me to have the answers! đŸ™‚
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He’s a wise old soul that Steve; a retired chemistry teacher, so you can only imagine what he does in his basement đŸ˜‰
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Maybe I’d rather not! đŸ™‚
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Hilarious! What would we do without the goat herders, funny how that’s a recurring theme even for me đŸ™‚
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Quite influential people, those goat herders!
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