I know it is early but I too feel as though I am missing something. Is this some sort of jedi mind trick or am I making more of it than should be. Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
you need to stop with this ribald attack on our magical father & Co.. This whole using real-world assertions to stuff up claims of religious awesomeness must cease at once. 🙂
Feelings could be hurt and less auspiciously it might make SOM talk more – and I think we can all get behind the idea that that, in any form, is a “bad-thing”.
our father
who appears on toast,
wholewheat be thy name……
Amazing on how much more important bakery products are than amputees like soldiers who lost limbs and kids who were mutilated by ignorant vicious adults.
Alright apart from burning some incense, sacrificing a lamb to the gods in order that I gain understanding, and literally almost making some toast to get this, I think I may have come to the knowledge of that of which you speak. I will continue to meditate on thy words.
I hear Jeebus is pretty good with fish, too. Myself, I’m only good with rabbits and hats, unless, of course, we’re talking about rabbits with missing limbs. I don’t do those, either.
Indeed. There are many deities out there who need their magic acts to be believed. How would it look if, say, just one of them were able to do them all? That would surely put an end to democracy, would it not?
But I do wonder, when the picture of ‘Jesus’ appears on toast, how do people know it is Jesus? The Biblical descriptions of Jesus are very sketchy at best. They are only really in the Book of Revelation and are very figurative.
Perhaps it is someone else they are seeing?
The Bible accounts suggests that the disciples struggled to recognise Jesus when he appeared after the Resurrection.
I always pondered how it was on the mount of Transfiguration that the Apostle Peter recognised Moses and Elijah. How did he know what they looked like? Perhaps Elijah looked like John the Baptist, though the Bible can’t seem to decide is he was John the Baptist or not.
I heard of two people having separate near death experiences where they saw Jesus. They concluded it must be true as they both said Jesus had blue eyes. I am guessing Jesus got his blue eyes from his ‘dad’ not his mother given I doubt blue eyes were much in vogue in Jewish people of those days.
Ah, that’s Evangelical Jesus… Quite dashing for a Norwegian-Palestinian.
It has always fascinated me, though, that there doesn’t exist a single physical description. You would expect at least one person to have made a passing note.
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I musta missed sumpin’. Toast?
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Baddah-boom!
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Good one John, classy
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I’m the height of culture and good taste, my good man
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I agree my good friend
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I know it is early but I too feel as though I am missing something. Is this some sort of jedi mind trick or am I making more of it than should be. Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
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Young Padawan, make some toast and meditate on what you see 😉
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JZ,
you need to stop with this ribald attack on our magical father & Co.. This whole using real-world assertions to stuff up claims of religious awesomeness must cease at once. 🙂
Feelings could be hurt and less auspiciously it might make SOM talk more – and I think we can all get behind the idea that that, in any form, is a “bad-thing”.
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Like all good art, SOM can be challenging 😉
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our father
who appears on toast,
wholewheat be thy name……
Amazing on how much more important bakery products are than amputees like soldiers who lost limbs and kids who were mutilated by ignorant vicious adults.
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Don’t forget the fruiters
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hah! 🙂
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I found a living life-form in an apple once …
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Alright apart from burning some incense, sacrificing a lamb to the gods in order that I gain understanding, and literally almost making some toast to get this, I think I may have come to the knowledge of that of which you speak. I will continue to meditate on thy words.
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I hear Jeebus is pretty good with fish, too. Myself, I’m only good with rabbits and hats, unless, of course, we’re talking about rabbits with missing limbs. I don’t do those, either.
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One must be somewhat selective with their miracle-making, right?
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Indeed. There are many deities out there who need their magic acts to be believed. How would it look if, say, just one of them were able to do them all? That would surely put an end to democracy, would it not?
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Ohhhhhh. It took me a minute but I got it. Wonderful!
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It’s all in the intonation 😉
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XD Clever.
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Low hanging fruit for Sacrilegious Sunday
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But I do wonder, when the picture of ‘Jesus’ appears on toast, how do people know it is Jesus? The Biblical descriptions of Jesus are very sketchy at best. They are only really in the Book of Revelation and are very figurative.
Perhaps it is someone else they are seeing?
The Bible accounts suggests that the disciples struggled to recognise Jesus when he appeared after the Resurrection.
I always pondered how it was on the mount of Transfiguration that the Apostle Peter recognised Moses and Elijah. How did he know what they looked like? Perhaps Elijah looked like John the Baptist, though the Bible can’t seem to decide is he was John the Baptist or not.
I heard of two people having separate near death experiences where they saw Jesus. They concluded it must be true as they both said Jesus had blue eyes. I am guessing Jesus got his blue eyes from his ‘dad’ not his mother given I doubt blue eyes were much in vogue in Jewish people of those days.
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Ah, that’s Evangelical Jesus… Quite dashing for a Norwegian-Palestinian.
It has always fascinated me, though, that there doesn’t exist a single physical description. You would expect at least one person to have made a passing note.
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I bet Yeshua would have loved Vegimite on his toast…
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He invented it! He also invented the dining room table, according to Mel Gibson
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Too bad ole JC couldn’t have invented Mel Gibson as a non-Jew hating, racist asshole. Well, I guess no one’s perfect. Not even The Lawd.
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