The Owner of All Infernal Names

From the book, The Owner of All Infernal Names: An Introductory Treatise on the Existence, Nature & Government of our Omnimalevoent Creator It has been said that in a universe which simultaneously contains obscene levels of seemingly meaningless misery, and creatures endowed with the capacity to know it is meaninglessly miserable, that only two explanations … Continue reading →

Creationists Online

*A snapshot taken from a Creationist Facebook page the other day. The comments went on and on, but this brief window into creationist lunacy is reason enough to know why you cannot let religion anywhere near education. NO PROOF FOR APE TO MAN EVOLUTION. BONES HAVE BEEN PROVEN TO BE OF A TRUE APE, OR … Continue reading →

Let’s bake a species! Part 2: Holy crap! There really is a God, and it looks like this!

“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.” (Genesis 1:27) It’s really not surprising that even the present day custodians of this particular fisherman’s tale no-longer try to peddle its nonsense as something real. Ask any rabbi today and he’ll quickly tell you the … Continue reading →

Let’s bake a God!

Let’s cook up a god, a capital “G” God. Seriously. Let’s bake one right here, right now, and let’s make our God one that’ll be disconcertingly hard not to believe in. It can’t be that challenging. Tens of thousands of gods have been glued together by people far stupider than me and the ingredients to … Continue reading →

Christianity’s not so good, terribly awful week.

To say Christianity took some knocks these last seven or so days would be an understatement. It all started last Thursday night as the good folk of planet Earth began digesting Vatican issued media kits promoting Pope Benedict’s new book, “Jesus of Nazareth — The Infancy Narratives.” The headliner that grabbed everyone’s attention was the … Continue reading →