The Owner of All Infernal Names

From the book, The Owner of All Infernal Names: An Introductory Treatise on the Existence, Nature & Government of our Omnimalevoent Creator It has been said that in a universe which simultaneously contains obscene levels of seemingly meaningless misery, and creatures endowed with the capacity to know it is meaninglessly miserable, that only two explanations … Continue reading →

Let’s bake a species! Part 2: Holy crap! There really is a God, and it looks like this!

“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.” (Genesis 1:27) It’s really not surprising that even the present day custodians of this particular fisherman’s tale no-longer try to peddle its nonsense as something real. Ask any rabbi today and he’ll quickly tell you the … Continue reading →