Dagnabbit, and I so wanted to be the first to comment. However, I have always wanted to write
dagnabbit so I am not too disappointed. 🙂
Now let me go read the post. Nice colours. btw
Where do you find these images? Google for “grinning Jesus on throne in clouds”? And we need to work on your typography: when the words carry impact, asking them to also carry the colors of a raindow is overkill, man.
But all in all, I am a Zandeite and worship in awe of your awesomeness . . . dude.
Well…to be fair, Yahweh goes on in that Isaiah chapter to talk about all the ways he has fulfilled all those things already. He lets himself be tested, but it pisses him off, dammit, cuz he already told you to just clean your fucking room like seventeen times and leave him the fuck alone!!!! 😀
Your becoming a top-notch meme factory John. And all your memes are very positive and rational. If I had the finances I’d ask you to write counter-memes to all the shit being spewed by the MSM and run a push-back ad campaign.
I think we could use some good guerrilla broadcasting networks.
This reminds me of the psalm where Yahweh (“I that am” = Me, Me, Me) goes to the convention of gods where he tells all the other gods what a bunch of boring underachievers they are. Interresting story in the holy book of alledgedly a monotheistic religion. Or does monotheism simply mean that you are not allowed to worship all the other gods?
Christians really don’t want to admit it but their “monotheistic god” was in fact a polytheistic invention. Elohim, El, Shaddai, Elyon, Adonai, and Tseboath were all names used instead of or in conjunction with the tetragrammaton YHWH (Yahweh) throughout the five books of the Torah (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy) El, for instance, was the head of the Canaanite pantheon, Tseboath the Canaanite god of armies, and Shaddai (the Destroyer) originates from the Sumerian pantheon. Awkward!
“Christians really don’t want to admit it but their “monotheistic god” was in fact a polytheistic invention. Elohim, El, Shaddai, Elyon, Adonai, and Tseboath were all names used instead of or in conjunction with the tetragrammaton YHWH (Yahweh) throughout the five books of the Torah (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy) El, for instance, was the head of the Canaanite pantheon, Tseboath the Canaanite god of armies, and Shaddai (the Destroyer) originates from the Sumerian pantheon. Awkward!” Consider meeting some other kinds of Christians, especially Episcopalians or look at Marcus Borg, former Bishop Shelby Spong or the Jesus Seminars priests and teachers, that’s for starters…read “Tribes of YHWH” by Gotwald, there are hundreds and thousands of books and Christians who know this. But maybe you’re pulling somebody’s leg here and I missed that ; )
Well, you’re well read, but even you have to admit the great majority of Christians (especially US evangelicals) have no idea whatsoever of the true origins of their religion. None would be able to say it all originates from Indo-Iranian Zoroaster.
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“You shall not test the Lord your God”
For fear we might find some flaw in the scheme?
Skepticism is good and necessary. It keeps people like Pat Robertson in check from doing more harm than they already do.
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“Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up”
–Pat Robertson
Larry, there’s nothing wrong with incinerating the State Department (and a large part of the population of Washington in the process), is there?
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Dagnabbit, and I so wanted to be the first to comment. However, I have always wanted to write
dagnabbit so I am not too disappointed. 🙂
Now let me go read the post. Nice colours. btw
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My protest against the rain outside.
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If you present a test you cannot pass yourself then refuse to take the test yourself. Seems logical.
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Oh, its infallible logic! 🙂
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Reminds me of a crazy, bipolar ex of mine. Physically and mentally abusive.
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Everyone in the world is bipolar. It’s only the case that 00.01% are ever told.
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Oh, I’ve got more than a touch of it. You can edit that comment and replace “bipolar” with “psycho-bitch” of you want.
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Full-blown Linda Blair’s are fun for the first five minutes…
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Don’t dismiss the insight you bastard.
The bible uses the same type of tricks as a crazy bitch does.
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Don’t I know it. The rationale permeates crazy in every form.
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Not just crazy but manipulative like a crazy bitch, too.
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Crazy and manipulative are synonyms
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I’m a wordsmith this morning.
Thank you, Cortne (my current gal. not crazy.), for a lovely evening of Louis CK & beer.
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You’re a lucky SOB for seeing him. Now don’t rub it in and tell me how goooood it was…
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It was a lot of fun.
I disagreed with his agnosticism and suggestion that human beings are inherently murderous. Had to remind myself a couple times that it was a comedy.
Ok, don’t need to take up this thread with this.
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Has that ever stopped you? Let me make a fresh pot of tea and we can chinwag about it 😉
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Has what ever stopped what? My will power stopped me from digressing?
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But you’ve already digressed 🙂
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So.
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So…. Oh, I give up. I’m going to mass.
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I think this exchange was even better than the post…
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But, you shouldn’t be working on the lord’s day. Take a break from blogging and go find yourself a Gilmore Girls marathon or something.
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Meme’s on Sacrilegious Sunday 😉
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For Shame!!!
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🙂
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Where do you find these images? Google for “grinning Jesus on throne in clouds”? And we need to work on your typography: when the words carry impact, asking them to also carry the colors of a raindow is overkill, man.
But all in all, I am a Zandeite and worship in awe of your awesomeness . . . dude.
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Cheers, Steve… It’s Sunday so i trust you’re wearing your toga and playing old Styx albums backwards, just as we agreed upon 😉
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Is that easier on the eye now?
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Interesting!
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A narcissistic shit brick. Don’t test me, but I am going test you. Thank god he isn’t real.
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“A narcissistic shit brick.”
Jack, i wish you wrote reviews for the New York Times!
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🙂 I wish. That would be a dream gig for me.
Just ran across this in another blog, just for fun :
“Test all things; hold fast to what is good.” -1 Thessalonians 5:21 – Bible
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Yeah, i just saw that on Violets blog and had to do a double-take. WTF? Can’t these people get the message straight!?
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Well…to be fair, Yahweh goes on in that Isaiah chapter to talk about all the ways he has fulfilled all those things already. He lets himself be tested, but it pisses him off, dammit, cuz he already told you to just clean your fucking room like seventeen times and leave him the fuck alone!!!! 😀
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Pesky humans, always hyping on about proof! 🙂
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Pesky gods, always shoving their noses in our business demanding we take note of their awesome deeds and worship them.
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Worship… such self esteem issues 😉
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Right? Let’s pat them all on the heads and tell them they do bien travajo!
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Ok, but then can we ignore them?
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Of course. We tell them to go play and be nice.
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That’s simply hilarious! I love it.
Your becoming a top-notch meme factory John. And all your memes are very positive and rational. If I had the finances I’d ask you to write counter-memes to all the shit being spewed by the MSM and run a push-back ad campaign.
I think we could use some good guerrilla broadcasting networks.
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That’d be fun!
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We’ll get right to work on it as soon as I collect my lottery winnings!
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I’ll start packing! 🙂
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No, let’s set up shop in brazil. I think the environment would be more conducive to the project.
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John if laziness makes you this creative, then by all means buddy remain lazy!
These memes are awesome
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Don’t tempt me 😉
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Haha!
They are awesome
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Script continuity or petty, huffy, insecure deity? I don’t know, it’s close one. 🙂
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an insecure deity… I love that concept.
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This reminds me of the psalm where Yahweh (“I that am” = Me, Me, Me) goes to the convention of gods where he tells all the other gods what a bunch of boring underachievers they are. Interresting story in the holy book of alledgedly a monotheistic religion. Or does monotheism simply mean that you are not allowed to worship all the other gods?
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Christians really don’t want to admit it but their “monotheistic god” was in fact a polytheistic invention. Elohim, El, Shaddai, Elyon, Adonai, and Tseboath were all names used instead of or in conjunction with the tetragrammaton YHWH (Yahweh) throughout the five books of the Torah (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy) El, for instance, was the head of the Canaanite pantheon, Tseboath the Canaanite god of armies, and Shaddai (the Destroyer) originates from the Sumerian pantheon. Awkward!
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Awkward indeed!
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Thanks to Ark’s recent efforts, and your bitching earlier …
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“Christians really don’t want to admit it but their “monotheistic god” was in fact a polytheistic invention. Elohim, El, Shaddai, Elyon, Adonai, and Tseboath were all names used instead of or in conjunction with the tetragrammaton YHWH (Yahweh) throughout the five books of the Torah (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy) El, for instance, was the head of the Canaanite pantheon, Tseboath the Canaanite god of armies, and Shaddai (the Destroyer) originates from the Sumerian pantheon. Awkward!” Consider meeting some other kinds of Christians, especially Episcopalians or look at Marcus Borg, former Bishop Shelby Spong or the Jesus Seminars priests and teachers, that’s for starters…read “Tribes of YHWH” by Gotwald, there are hundreds and thousands of books and Christians who know this. But maybe you’re pulling somebody’s leg here and I missed that ; )
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Well, you’re well read, but even you have to admit the great majority of Christians (especially US evangelicals) have no idea whatsoever of the true origins of their religion. None would be able to say it all originates from Indo-Iranian Zoroaster.
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no kidding. and such it is with many things.
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